Yes,
I know we've discussed this before
but,
I'm too lazy to search for it,
plus any opportunity to boost my post count WILL be taken.

So,
What is some info an official coming to my school would appreciate/find handy
and then on the flip side,
what things might drive him crazy?
(Not like someone like MYSELF
would ever think of doing one of those things.)muahahahaha...shhhhhhh.

Again, most visitors to HHR&WPC&SWW seem to want to find the fastest route out of the Barbed Wire Compund (or as we refer to it, BWC) than any other thing............................... just sayin...........................................

But the Refs seem to enjoy the mass exodus.
Matter o fact,
I recolec us all gettin' in a guffaw or two most games,
specially when Granny gets her dress hung up!

Oh yeah. I remember the crowd chanting " Don't bend over in the garden granny; you know them Taters have eyes".

Just make sure Doggy keeps his clothes on!

Heaven forbid I ever try to ask a serious question.

I didn't think that was possible!

i have thought about posting this before but thought you know there might be a few of them old boys around there take it to heart. we have had more than a few games that were awful and the refs wouldrun to their auto and speed out of the confinds that surrounds the field, im sure most if not all autos have a chain or 2 in them and a lock or two,, i could see them slip out to their auto prior to the end of the game lock the 2 gates and have the zebra fellers trapped... hmmm funny funny thoughts

OK, This is me asking a real question.
(I prolly could have looked it up by now)

Somebody had previously given
several ideas that would be helpful to officials
coming in to do a game.
I need a re-do of those ideas, please.
Then AFTER I get those we can play some more, OK?

I am duly chastised and humbled.....................................

I'll try to be good.

I've found the use of a reasonable quantity of small, unmarked, non-consecutive bills usually takes care of most refs.

Now Lifer, Doggie is trying to be serious. You know how difficult that is for him. Let him bury his bone and move on........................

Yeah, I know. And I might post something serious next week (kinda busy this weekend; niece is getting married in a fancy shindig in Austin at the Driskill so I gotta act like I'm cultured ... so I've ate a lot of yogurt this week ...)

One other thing ... it works better to pay the refs BEFORE the game. Somehow, I've been doing it after the game and it doesn't work as well.

Must be be that private school influence....................... Does this qualify as a "hi, Jack"............. Buttermilk is cultured also............. Why do they put expiration dates on Sour Cream???????????????????????