Rainjack wasn't dropped on his head. His wife hit him with a baseball bat in an attempt to shut him up. Unfortunately she failed in her endeavor...

Meh. My wife couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a bat. She's tried to hit me with a bat, but she's 0-fer 20 years. She is hot, though.

Hey,
that's my schtick.

She may be hot, but if she has been with you for twenty years then her sanity is questionable.