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Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!!


Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:42 pm
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Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!!

I'm not sure, but I bet a 6mm rock going through my willie will probably be about the same.


Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:49 pm
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Eat a spoon full of vasaline every 15 minutes till it passes. Chase it with a cold one and a pain pill on the hour. Call me in the morning.


Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:58 pm
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If he does that he ain't callin' anybody in the morning.


Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:09 pm
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C'mon PBCP/Nachocheese are essentially the same thing as the vasaline. Guess the vasaline is a little stickier & could stop a person up elsewhere, then again that might force liquid and the stone out the original exit source. Maybe I should study a little more before I take the MCAT.


Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:22 pm
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Do ya think maybe Goob put a curse on you? Wasn't he the 1st to call you Cowboy Tinkle? And your problem and that handle are kinda interrelated.


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CowboyP wrote:
mae08 wrote:
Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!!

I'm not sure, but I bet a 6mm rock going through my willie will probably be about the same.

It does sound pretty painful. Hopefully you pass it soon:)


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mae08 wrote:
Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!!


See what sort of treatment I get around here. There ain't no such thing as sympathy at my house.


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Eat a spoon full of vasaline every 15 minutes till it passes. Chase it with a cold one and a pain pill on the hour. Call me in the morning.


who's the doctor here? Eating a spoonful every will guarantee something is going to be passing, I just don't want to be in the same room, hell I don't want to be in the same house.


Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:06 pm
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Not to kick a man when he's down or nuthin but think of this a learning experience.
Sort of a preview of the future - in reverse. If you live long enough you'll probably need a catheter someday. Course then you'll have a (possibly male) nurse puttin' it in for ya.


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oldfat&bald wrote:
mae08 wrote:
Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!!


See what sort of treatment I get around here. There ain't no such thing as sympathy at my house.

I sympathized!! I said sorry, it's not my fault that men, mostly you, are such babies!


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I have one word for you, "cystoscopy". If you guys havent had the dubious pleasure of experiencing this little Torqemadian medical procedure, you're extremely fortunate.


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Ok, I'm not sure what I'm being punished for, but it must have been bad. My kidney started hurting again today. Then I passed a stone. Felt like a bowling ball being pushed through a McDonald's straw. I thought I was done, but my kidney is still hurting. Now I'm thinking there is another one. Will this ever end? Whoever has the voodoo doll needs to stop. Please?!?


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Ooooo...
what if it's a "Rain"man dance?
It is Oct. and all.

Did you happen to retrieve the rock that you passed?


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Oh Cowboy, I hope you get to feeling better real soon.


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