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mae08
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Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:51 am Posts: 123
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 Re: Prayers needed
Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!!
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:42 pm |
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CowboyP
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Joined: Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:59 pm Posts: 4601 Location: Aquilla Sixmaniac
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 Re: Prayers needed
mae08 wrote: Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!! I'm not sure, but I bet a 6mm rock going through my willie will probably be about the same.
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:49 pm |
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51eleven
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Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:28 pm Posts: 1083
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 Re: Prayers needed
Eat a spoon full of vasaline every 15 minutes till it passes. Chase it with a cold one and a pain pill on the hour. Call me in the morning.
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:58 pm |
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smokeyjoe53
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Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2003 2:01 am Posts: 3119 Location: Tartarus
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 Re: Prayers needed
If he does that he ain't callin' anybody in the morning.
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:09 pm |
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51eleven
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Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:28 pm Posts: 1083
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 Re: Prayers needed
C'mon PBCP/Nachocheese are essentially the same thing as the vasaline. Guess the vasaline is a little stickier & could stop a person up elsewhere, then again that might force liquid and the stone out the original exit source. Maybe I should study a little more before I take the MCAT.
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:22 pm |
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51eleven
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Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:28 pm Posts: 1083
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 Re: Prayers needed
Do ya think maybe Goob put a curse on you? Wasn't he the 1st to call you Cowboy Tinkle? And your problem and that handle are kinda interrelated.
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:52 pm |
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mae08
6-Man Fan
Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:51 am Posts: 123
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 Re: Prayers needed
CowboyP wrote: mae08 wrote: Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!! I'm not sure, but I bet a 6mm rock going through my willie will probably be about the same. It does sound pretty painful. Hopefully you pass it soon:)
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:54 pm |
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oldfat&bald
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Joined: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:12 pm Posts: 1714 Location: The Beautiful South Plains of W TX
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 Re: Prayers needed
mae08 wrote: Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!! See what sort of treatment I get around here. There ain't no such thing as sympathy at my house.
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:58 pm |
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fajitapete
6-Man Fan
Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:59 pm Posts: 992 Location: Flying O Ranch, Shamrock Texas
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 Re: Prayers needed
51eleven wrote: Eat a spoon full of vasaline every 15 minutes till it passes. Chase it with a cold one and a pain pill on the hour. Call me in the morning. who's the doctor here? Eating a spoonful every will guarantee something is going to be passing, I just don't want to be in the same room, hell I don't want to be in the same house.
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:06 pm |
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51eleven
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Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:28 pm Posts: 1083
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 Re: Prayers needed
Not to kick a man when he's down or nuthin but think of this a learning experience. Sort of a preview of the future - in reverse. If you live long enough you'll probably need a catheter someday. Course then you'll have a (possibly male) nurse puttin' it in for ya.
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:07 pm |
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mae08
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Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:51 am Posts: 123
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 Re: Prayers needed
oldfat&bald wrote: mae08 wrote: Try delivering a 9 pound baby!!! With a head that was 14 cm!! See what sort of treatment I get around here. There ain't no such thing as sympathy at my house. I sympathized!! I said sorry, it's not my fault that men, mostly you, are such babies!
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:08 pm |
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smokeyjoe53
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Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2003 2:01 am Posts: 3119 Location: Tartarus
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 Re: Prayers needed
I have one word for you, "cystoscopy". If you guys havent had the dubious pleasure of experiencing this little Torqemadian medical procedure, you're extremely fortunate.
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:14 pm |
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CowboyP
6-Man Fan
Joined: Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:59 pm Posts: 4601 Location: Aquilla Sixmaniac
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 Re: Prayers needed
Ok, I'm not sure what I'm being punished for, but it must have been bad. My kidney started hurting again today. Then I passed a stone. Felt like a bowling ball being pushed through a McDonald's straw. I thought I was done, but my kidney is still hurting. Now I'm thinking there is another one. Will this ever end? Whoever has the voodoo doll needs to stop. Please?!?
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| Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:58 pm |
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Dogface
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Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:49 pm Posts: 2282 Location: Part of the fun is the not knowing.
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 Re: Prayers needed
Ooooo... what if it's a "Rain"man dance? It is Oct. and all.
Did you happen to retrieve the rock that you passed?
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| Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:01 am |
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6manfootballmom
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Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:28 pm Posts: 335
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 Re: Prayers needed
Oh Cowboy, I hope you get to feeling better real soon.
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| Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:15 am |
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